Over three thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......l
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer.
At the appropriate point in the process the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:
P E N I S
but the computer replied :
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH !!!
His wife fell off her chair laughing...l