נשלח: 09 דצמבר 2005, 23:38
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them
for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he
notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells
the farmer that he should try artificial
insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what
this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know
when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and will, instead,
lay down and wallow in the mud when they are
pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion that
artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the pigs himself.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them
out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings
them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes
and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are
all still standing around, he concludes that the
first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck
again. He drives them out to the woods, does each
pig twice for good measure, brings them back and
goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the
pigs still just standing around. One more try, he
tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and
drive them out to the woods. He spends all day
shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself
from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife
to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in
the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck
and one of them's honking the horn."
for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he
notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells
the farmer that he should try artificial
insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what
this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know
when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and will, instead,
lay down and wallow in the mud when they are
pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion that
artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the pigs himself.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them
out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings
them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes
and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are
all still standing around, he concludes that the
first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck
again. He drives them out to the woods, does each
pig twice for good measure, brings them back and
goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the
pigs still just standing around. One more try, he
tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and
drive them out to the woods. He spends all day
shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself
from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife
to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in
the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck
and one of them's honking the horn."
