A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
* Tourist: $8.00
*Broiled Missionary: $10.00
*Fried Explorer: $12.50
*Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes us all morning." l