An American soldier who was serving in Iraq called his mother on the phone.
As soon as his mom answered, he started kissing the phone as if kissing his mom:
'moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa...
The mom said : 'Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you...
Nevertheless, the soldier continued kissing the phone 24 million times.
His mom asked him : 'What are all these kisses for?'
He said : 'These are on behalf of all the Iraqi people. They love you so much'.
His mother wondered and asked him : 'Why do you think that?'
The soldier said : 'Whenever I meet Iraqis, they keep telling me
'KISS UMMAK'